Christmas Story Refuted

 

THE QUIRINIUS CENSUS, 4BC OR 6AD?

ABSURDITIES SURROUNDING THE CENSUS

THE HOLY INNOCENTS THAT NEVER WERE

ABSURDITIES IN THE CHILDHOOD TALES

Only two of the four gospels tell us anything about the infancy of Jesus Christ.  The Gospel of Matthew and the Gospel of Luke claim to speak about the birth of Jesus.  They have given rise to the Christmas story. 

The idea is that Joseph took his wife Mary to Bethlehem to register in a census.  There was no room for them in the inn and they had to settle in a stable and there Mary gave birth to her firstborn son and laid him in a manger while shepherds and angels attended.  Kings from the east came with gold, frankincense and myrrh to honour the Christ child.  King Herod in a failed attempt to kill the baby Jesus had all the male babies in Bethlehem slain. 

There are a lot of problems with the tales.  Also, Christianity has manipulatively made people delight in the stories about God becoming a helpless vulnerable baby all for us.  That idea is the spiritual attraction.  And the faith knows fine well that if Jesus is God then he was only acting helpless and wasn’t really helpless at all! He was running the universe.

 

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THE QUIRINIUS CENSUS, 4BC OR 6AD?

 

Herod died in 4 BC and Matthew claims that Jesus was born before that.  Luke however says that Jesus was born at the time of a census held by Quirinius when Quirinius was governor of Syria.  We know from Josephus that this took place in 6AD leaving a contradiction of about a decade.

 

 (Josephus spoke of the census in his Jewish Antiquities as occurring in 6AD.  By the way, the fact that the primitive Christians did not alter this though they did tamper with his writings proves that they had no gospels.)

 

It is agreed that Quirinius was governor no earlier than 6AD and that there is a lot of evidence to support that (The Problem of Competing Claims, Richard Carrier).  Evidence that Demands a Verdict, Vol 1, says that Quirinius was governor of Syria in 7BC according to an inscription from Antioch (page 71).  The truth is the inscription doesn’t say that at all (Biblical Errancy, January 1987).  It only says he was elected a duumvir in Galatia.  The falsehoods of the Christians have to be discovered to be believed. 

 

Christians cannot logically admit a contradiction and have tried to reconcile the conflict.

 

*          One solution is to say that the text of Luke is mistranslated.  It is possible that what Luke wrote ought to be translated, “The census was held before that of Quirinius”.  It is possible but not likely.  This is based on fixing the Greek text so it must be rejected (The Unauthorized Version, page 30; Jesus and the Four Gospels, page 26).  The objection casts doubt on the gospel for if it were the word of God he would look after every word in it – besides Luke was trying to put a year on Jesus’ birth otherwise what would he have written about this alleged governor for?  The literal interpretation is that the first census took place when Quirinius was governor (New Testament Contradictions www).

 

*          Another solution is to say that the census began in a small way in 4BC or so and got thorough and was completed in 6 AD.  So, Josephus is on about the proper census or the census when it was up and running and Luke is not but just means its feeble start.

 

I don’t believe that Josephus would go to the trouble of dating a census to 6AD knowing that it had been rolling in a small way in the years previous to it.  A census as slow as that is not much of a help, actually none at all, especially when the death rate was high.  There were plenty of people to go from door to door.  Luke made the reference to the census simply because he wanted to tell us when Jesus was born and said he meant the first enrolment.  Both these tell us the census he meant was squeezed inside one year.

 

Joseph would not have trailed a pregnant Mary to Bethlehem for an embryonic census.  They would wait.

 

Books will often tell you that Luke plots the birth of the Baptist (who was born a few months before Christ) in the days of Herod and that since Jesus was born soon after, Luke places the time of the census in Herod’s time.

 

But Luke says that the vision about John’s future birth happened in Herod’s day and after an indeterminate time John was conceived (Luke 1:24).  The vision could have happened in 4BC and the baby born in 6AD meaning that Jesus was born in 6AD.  Notice that Luke does not say that Mary was pregnant at the time John’s mother, Elizabeth was pregnant with him.  Elizabeth had previously called her the mother of the Lord and praised the fruit of her womb but she was filled with the Holy Spirit and sometimes prophecies are given in the present tense.  She is not saying that Mary was pregnant.  Mary was not a mother yet either – even if she was with child.  And even if Elizabeth was saying it Luke does not say she was right.  Luke says John grew and became strong and that in those days the census happened.  John must have been a big boy when Mary was ready to deliver.  So all this suggests a possible date of 6 or 7 AD.  Luke might have believed the census was started and finished in 6AD.  Luke knew that the messianic adulation baby Jesus got in the Temple would not have been bestowed had this been in Herod’s time so he must side with Josephus against Matthew. 

 

·                     Another solution is that Josephus is wrong for Luke would agree with Matthew that Jesus was born in 4BC and would date the census to then so we are wrong to assume it must have been 6AD when the census took place.  But Josephus consulted the Roman records and Luke did not for he never mentioned any sources apart from alleged eyewitnesses.  And you can’t expect us to assume that Luke did.  So even if he did we should prefer Josephus.  So Josephus, being the real historian, comes first.  The Luke gospel might be younger than Josephus.  The oldest account comes first.  Luke probably is younger.  We don’t even know if Luke agreed with Matthew.  When you compare the two gospels we see that they would not have been friends for long.

 

The census that was Luke’s reason for Mary and Joseph going to Bethlehem where Jesus was born came out of Josephus (page 288, The Passover Plot).  Luke even goes as far as to mention Quirinius who belonged to another country altogether though he had authority over Judaea (page 28, The Unauthorized Version) just to show he had read Josephus.  Why use Qurinius as a way of dating?  Why not say ten years after the death of Herod or x years after the coronation of the high priest or the emperor instead?  He knew people would remember their reigns better and historians always prefer to date things by rulers in or of their own land and by the highest and best-known ruler.  Luke agreed with Josephus when he used him.  Ignore people who say that Luke can fit with Matthew saying that Jesus came into this world in 4BC and that Josephus is wrong for putting Luke’s census in 6AD. 

 

*          Some are so embarrassed at the thought that Luke made Jesus ten years younger than Matthew did that they attempt to soften the contradiction to be able to say that Luke did think Jesus was born when Matthew says but erred for the governor of Syria was not Quirinius but Saturninus.  There is no evidence that Saturninus took a census or that Luke made a mistake.  He could have looked up the history books so it is improbable and he fancies himself as a competent historian so he would have been cautious.

 

*          Some say that Luke meant that the census was still happening when Quirinius was governor though it had started before in 4BC.  “Communication was not great in those times and the Jews resisted the census so perhaps Quirinius’ census had started long before 6AD in BC.”  But Luke mentions Quirinius in an attempt to show when Jesus was born.  He uses the same method to tell us when Jesus began his ministry and he likes to be precise about Jesus.  He even said that the angel Gabriel came to Mary in the sixth month.

 

Joseph and Mary would have registered before that if the enrolment was that slow and would not have waited until she was ready to give birth.

 

There were not that many people in those days so a census would have been easier and faster then.  Luke wrote first that the first census happened when Quirinius was governor.  Then he says that everybody went to register.  The order should be taken to be chronological because it is most likely that it is even if it cannot be proved.  The gospel claims to be the work of a historian and that means it is chronological except where it is hinted or stated otherwise even if the author was an amateur.  When Christians see a problem in the Bible they like to tell you that it is not chronological to “solve” it.  So Luke did say that nothing happened until after Quirinius took office in 6AD.

 

Luke has a Jesus who ministered in his twenties though he forgets himself and has Jesus starting to minister around thirty.  This would mean a Jesus who was born in 6 AD and who started ministering in 36AD just when there would have been no Pilate to crucify him!  And Matthew has one in his thirties who is at least ten years older than Lukes.  John has the Jews tell Jesus he could not have seen Abraham for he is not yet fifty.  They probably would not have said that unless Jesus was in his forties.

 

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ABSURDITIES SURROUNDING THE CENSUS

 

 

There is no evidence that Luke was right to say that Augustus Caesar demanded the census and that it should be of the whole world, which he said was the reason Mary ended up giving birth in a stable at Bethlehem.  The records would have been made for Augustus and we would expect evidence for their existence in Rome.  The evidence does not exist so Luke was a liar. 

 

An inscription found in Venice in 1674 says that 117,000 citizens were found in Apamea by order of Quirinius 1.  The inscriptions called the Lapis Venetus.  Those who believe in it must believe that Jesus was born after 6AD for this man ruled starting in this year.  Christian believers say the census was probably started by Augustus or by Saturninus and finished by Quirinius.  This claim prevents the census conflicting with Matthew’s information that Jesus was born in from 4 to 7 BC.  But the claim contradicts the inscription.  And the idea of a Syrian ordering Venice to do a head count is laughable.  Is the inscription real?

 

And Luke’s claim that Joseph had to bring his pregnant wife who was ready to fall into labour any minute with him to register is ludicrous.  That is bad enough but to think she had to travel from Nazareth to Bethlehem when about to start her labour pains is worse.  And it gets even worse again.  She would have been a child of twelve when she was pregnant.  She needed a team of midwives to get her through it and to help her survive a baby emerging from her undeveloped body.  Where were they?  Luke speaks as if she delivered the baby on her own.  If pregnant women had to travel, she would certainly have been exempted.

 

It is only said they went to Bethlehem to enrol.  It is not said they actually enrolled.  Surely God would have arranged it that they got enrolled after the baby was born so that a record proving his birth in Bethlehem existed.  And he would have inspired Luke to record it that they enrolled.   If they had enrolled Herod could have got access to the records and there would have been no need for him to have all the babies slain to get rid of Jesus that we read about in Matthew.

 

Matthew speaks of Herod's plan to destroy the child.  Luke does not for Luke does not think of Jesus being born in Herod's day.  If they enrolled Luke and Matthew are in contradiction . If they did not enrol then it was not so important after all and they were able to get away with it.  So this leaves Luke contradicting himself having them go to extreme trouble for nothing.

 

Only one person, the head of the house, needed to sign.  Joseph didn't need to take Mary with him or leave his house in Nazareth.  Surviving papyrus Roman tax censuses show that the head of the house could make the return for everybody under his roof  (page 31, The Unauthorized Version).

 

Luke’s assertion that Joseph was required to register in Bethlehem because it was where his ancestor King David, came from, is also stupid.  Why would anybody care about that?  If you were Emperor of Rome would you want the descendants of a king to go back to the town where that king was born?  Rome destroyed bloodlines.  It did not give them an excuse for a get-together.  It is clear to us that the Roman census was about taxation and all they wanted to know was what your livelihood was and where you lived.  They did not want anybody going back to the town of their ancestors.  That would have been a total nightmare. 

 

The Emperor who allegedly commissioned the census would not want a migration over the whole world with all the trouble it creates for the soldiers and for peace and for attempts to keep crime down.  And how did Joseph know that he was descended from David?  Did he have a document?  If so, was it real?  He probably did not have a document for Jesus never used or mentioned it and had to make do with dubious prophecies.  Herod would have realised that if the baby were the Messiah king that Joseph had to be the lawful king of Israel for it was through his fatherhood - real or was he just a foster-father? - that the baby had to be the next king.  Then why did Herod not kill the men of Bethlehem as well as the baby boys?  Matthew hints that Joseph was not a king.  Herod would have believed that if he killed the Messiah the father could father another son who would then be the Messiah.  So Herod then should have been after Joseph – the supposed father of Jesus - too but he wasn’t.  Luke contradicts the Matthew story of the massacre for he has Joseph and Jesus having freedom when Jesus was a toddler and the story that Jesus came into the world under Herod which incidentally is another reason for saying Luke thinks Jesus was born in 6AD and not Matthew’s 4BC.  We know this for Matthew has it that it was excessively dangerous for the child.

 

It will be objected that a letter about a woman called Babata that was found among the Dead Sea Scrolls proves the journey Joseph and Mary made to Bethlehem over the census may have happened.  In the late first century AD or a bit more Babata and her husband had to leave Makhoza to go to Rabbat for they had estates there and needed to enter a census though it was the middle of winter.  The emperor commanded this.  But it is said that the emperor commanded this but it is not said that the wealthy couple could not have got somebody else to fill in the form for them.  Winter was no problem for wealthy families.  And maybe they had to go to Rabbat anyway.  There is just no comparison with Mary and Joseph for Babata was not pregnant, was rich, had land and was an important person and knew where her ancestors and her husbands came from as all rich people do.  Luke says that Mary and Joseph only went back to Bethlehem because that was where their family had started centuries before not because they had land there and were very poor and had nothing there. 

 

If Luke had thought that Joseph was from Bethlehem and had to go there for that reason he would not have presented him as having to sleep with horses.

 

If Luke is to be believed, Mary and Joseph must have had plenty of money when they determined to spend the night in the inn.  How many inns did they stop at on the way there? – obviously a lot so they must have had a lot of cash with them.  They were not allowed in because it was full.  They must have expected this if all householders descended from David were there.  Why were there no camps for when they had money with them they must have travelled with a big group to deter robbers?  Why didn’t they pay for their keep at a private house?  Why did they have to go to a stable?  Luke plainly made up the whole yarn.  So there was no birth in the stable or angels crying, “Glory to God”, in the fields.

 

If Luke made up the story then did he invent it when he said that Joseph left his home in Nazareth to come to Bethlehem?  Why not simply say that Joseph was a resident of Bethlehem?  Why invent more than you have to?  Questions like this do not prove that Joseph really must have left Nazareth to come to Bethlehem for when the reason given for the journey is preposterous it is most likely that it never happened.  Preposterous stories have preposterous and bizarre details – necessarily!  Luke is saying that it is likely that Joseph went there for the reasons he says so if these reasons are impossible that means the journey was unlikely – get it?  Memorise this line for it embodies a principle that shows you how to test many other things in the gospels.  It indicates that Luke cannot be trusted for he was perfectly capable of making up mundane stories.

 

And how can you be sure that the baby born in Bethlehem was the same baby that became Jesus Christ?  The gospels offer no evidence of any kind – they just assume it.  Maybe that baby died and Mary adopted or even stole another baby?

 

The Case For Christ (pages 135-6) argues from the command of Gaius Vibius Maximus, the Egyptian Prefect, from 104 AD which instructed people to go home for the census that Joseph could have had to take Mary from Nazareth to Bethlehem.  But commanding people to stay in the house until the count is done is totally different from what Joseph and Mary were said to have done.  The problem of Luke saying the census happened under Quirinius who reigned from 6AD and making it fit with Matthew who says Jesus was born before Herod died in 4BC is solved by saying that a coin shows that Quirinius reigned from 11 BC and then reigned again the time Luke says.  Or that there were two Quiriniuses.  First, where are the coins that date from his reign in 6 AD?  He did not have coins.  And the coin has micrographic writing and is hard to make out (page 136).  It would seem that Quirinius did not have himself on coins.  Moreover, if there had been two of them Josephus would have made that clear and so would Luke.  Both were writing for people who were not from that region.  Quirinius did not become governor until after Herod died so Luke does plot Jesus’ birth in 6AD at least ten years after Matthew said he was born.

 

Luke said that John the Baptist came out to preach in the fifteenth year of the reign of Tiberias Caesar.  He does not say if Jesus who he says was about thirty was thirty then or just about thirty some years later when John baptised him.  Luke then would plot the crucifixion in 39 AD for Jesus was born in 6AD and preached for three years so he was about 33 when he died.  On the basis that Matthew was right to date the birth about 4BC or before and that Luke is dating Tiberias’s reign from before it officially began for he apparently ruled for his sick father so he is dating from when Tiberias started helping his father Augustus, Dave Hunt says that Jesus must have started his ministry when he was about thirty in 24 –25 AD.  This is nonsense for Tiberias’ reign could not be counted from then but from when he was crowned emperor.  Nobody counts time like that.  How could Luke expect his readers to know what year he meant if he counted an unusual way?  So Luke meant that Jesus came after John who came in the fifteenth year which was 27 to 29 AD which completely contradicts the date of the birth of Jesus, 4BC at the latest, given by Matthew.  It also supports the thesis that Luke dated Jesus’ birth about 6 AD.  When there is no evidence that Luke and Matthew were complementary it is wrong to assume that they are.

 

The fact of the matter is, the infancy stories of Matthew and Luke are contradictory.  One or both of them is false.  One of these gospels is lying about being an account of the life of Jesus because if they could not get his age right there is a serious problem.  A biographer who wrote things about Diana Princess of Wales and thought she was 30 when she died would obviously be a fake.

 

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THE HOLY INNOCENTS THAT NEVER WERE

 

The Gospel of Matthew is the only record in the world that says that King Herod had the male babies of Bethlehem butchered while the holy family, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, were on the way to hide in Egypt.  No other source says that Herod was a mass-child killer.  

 

Christians don’t worry about that and say that only a few babies would have been killed for Bethlehem was a hamlet, that everybody was used to Herod doing things like that and that nobody really cared in those barbaric times especially about what happened in remote villages (The Case for Christ, page 139-140).

 

When the prophecy from Malachi that the Messiah would come from Bethlehem not necessarily that he would be born there, the Jews would have been scared of some other village being attacked by Herod next.  Herod might have wanted to attack roundabout villages in case the Messiah child was there visiting.  There was also the danger that the Messiah child had escaped to another village and that fanatics would start a rumour that he was in their village.  Herod knew that the baby could be born in Bethlehem and not necessarily be kept in the village.  So his massacre had to engulf the whole locality around Bethlehem and not just the village.  There had to have been loads of deaths. 

 

Bethlehem was only about five miles from Jerusalem the capital so it was anything but a remote village that people had no interest in.  The world had to take notice. 

 

The whole of Judaism had to take notice for most of them wanted the Messiah to come fast. 

 

The uproar would have been furious and tremendous.

 

According to Matthew, the magi informed King Herod that the newborn Messiah was born in Bethlehem and that they were going to pay him homage.  In fact, the magi would not have told a monster like Herod that he had a rival.  It was not wise to do that with any king never mind a notoriously ruthless one.

 

There are lies in Matthew like all Jerusalem being disturbed and annoyed at the news that the Messiah who was to rescue Israel had been born (Matthew 2).  That news was exactly what the people wanted to hear for they believed that the Messiah would be a political saviour from Rome and inaugurate a wonderful reign over the holy land that is if Matthew is right that they took the magi seriously.  Herod would not have been happy but the people would have been delighted to see an end to him and the Roman occupation.  Matthew could not be trusted in unimportant details never mind big ones.

 

The magi promised Herod that if they found the child they would go back to tell him where he was so that he could go and worship him.  But after they had found the child and bestowed gifts upon him they broke their word because a dream warned them that Herod was up to no good.  This promise is more ridiculous than them telling Herod in the first place.  Only fools go and tell tyrants that a rival has been born.

 

Matthew claims that Herod was furious when the magi didn’t come back.  This anger was never felt for Herod could not have really expected them to return when they had every chance of finding out that he was a man without mercy.  (And Matthew expects us to swallow the absurdity that they had to learn what Herod’s true colours were in a vision!)  The detail that Herod depended on them coming back is a lie for somebody as shrewd and cynical as Herod would have arranged for them to be observed by his spies.  If Herod knew about Jesus he would have known where he was and Jesus would have been hastily dealt with and so there would have been no massacre.  It had to be quick in case the parents would panic and the child taken to safety. 

 

Herod would have sent guards with them, just to spy, on the pretext that the magi were bearing expensive goods.  He did not do this for the child would have been slain on their arrival if he had unless the truth was that Herod just laughed at their claim that the Messiah had been born (which contradicts Matthew and means that the Massacre never happened).  Or Mary and Joseph would have made a run for it to Egypt with the child before they got to the house.

 

If Herod waited for the magi there would have been no massacre for Herod would have known that the baby would be hidden once the parents learned that Herod knew.  He knew the baby had to have been gone when the Magi would not come back to tell him where he was which indicated that they knew what a monster he was.  There was no massacre.

 

And would Herod and the city of Jerusalem who did not accept astrology have worried about the magi’s claims and would Herod have used their astrology to work out to kill only male children of two and under and by going by the date the star allegedly appeared to the magi?  Why couldn’t the Jews see if the star was there?  Matthew lied about Jerusalem taking the news of the birth badly for they would have scoffed at it considering who the news came from.

 

If Herod did not believe the magi then the massacre would not have happened.  The star would not have led the magi to his palace.  As king, Herod must have listened to plenty of similar cranks so it would be wonder if he let them have an audience with him at all.  And the Jews hated astrology so they would have believed that if the stars said Christ was born then he was not the real Christ but a satanic fraud who would come to no good.  However, Matthew says they consulted their scholars to see where Christ would be born which was in Bethlehem according to the prophets which shows that Matthew claimed that they expected the true Messiah.  It is absurd too that Herod and his men would have needed to consult them for that information for the Messiah was so important in Judaism that everybody was sure they knew where he would have to be born in Bethlehem.

 

If Herod believed that the child was the Christ he knew that God could warn the parents of his hatred towards it so he would have went with the magi.  Herod would have been prepared for the family making a run for some place of refuge.  There would have been no escape had he gone and no chance of a massacre.

 

When Herod searched for the child it is extraordinary that he didn’t find him for the child was still in Bethlehem after the magi left (2:13,14).  Neighbours could and would have directed his band of killers to where they saw the caravan go when the holy family were on the run to Egypt so there would have been no massacre if as Luke says that Mary and Joseph made no attempt to hide who their child was.

  

Mary and Joseph allegedly fled to Egypt with the child when Herod started his search and then all boys two and under two were slaughtered by Herod’s command.  If they had left it that late the neighbours might have told Herod’s men that a couple who had been visited by the magi had disappeared suddenly with their baby and averted the slaughter.  The Bible tells us that the soldiers knew that they had not killed the right child implying they did tell when it was too late (Matthew 2:20,22) so somebody knew something about the child being taken away.  Joseph was aware that they knew for he chose to stay in Egypt until Herod went to his reward in Hell.  There was no need for a massacre and the telling would have been done before it happened.  The story is wholly incoherent.

 

If the flight into Egypt happened it happened as soon as Mary and Joseph heard from the magi that Herod knew about the baby.  But Matthew denies this saying that Joseph had to be warned in a dream after the departure of the magi.  This is another absurdity.

 

The story of the massacre is riddled with inconsistencies and improbabilities.  Matthew seems to have made it up over not reading the prophecy he said forecasted in its context. 

 

He said that the massacre fulfilled Jeremiah 31:15 which has nothing to do with it at all.  In the prophecy Rachel weeps for her exiled children not dead ones.  Also, would Herod kill the baby boys and spare the fathers for the Messiah’s father or foster-father would have to be the true king of Israel for the baby to be the Messiah?  The story of Herod’s demented determination to kill the child is contradicted by Luke who says that the shepherds at Bethlehem told about the birth without restraint and Anna and Simeon created a fuss in the Temple about the son of God who had been brought there forty days after he had been born.  Luke relates that she told everybody though Herod’s palace was just round the corner (2:38).  This visit to the Temple was for Mary’s purification because it was thought that having a baby was unclean.  All this on Herod’s doorstep.  They were not scared of him at all.  Luke must have thought that Herod was dead or harmless – contradicting Matthew.  When the reason Matthew told the story was to fulfil the prophecy and the prophecy does not support the story it is evident that because of the misinterpreted prophecy it was assumed that something like that happened even though there was no evidence for it.  That happened a lot in the construction of the gospels.

 

If Herod had been interested in doing to baby Jesus what Matthew says he would have went after baby John the Baptist too.  Luke reported that it was common knowledge in Judea that the baby John was to be the one to pave the way for the Messiah if he was not the Messiah himself.  The story says how happy they were to hear about John’s birth which indicates strongly that it was believed the child would be the Messiah.  Herod would have believed that if he could not stop the coming of the Messiah he could have stalled him by getting rid of the precursor.  There was also the possibility that John was more than just a forerunner and could actually be the Christ himself.  So when Herod did not go after John and no secret was made about who John was supposed to be the Massacre could not have happened.

 

The Assumption of Moses said that Herod kills princes by the sword and kills them in secret and hides the bodies and has no mercy for young or old.  This does not corroborate the massacre because the babies were not princes and could not have been killed in secret.  The book was written just about the time of the birth of Jesus in Matthew.  A sewage pit for an ancient villa in Ashkelon not far from Bethlehem was found to be full of babies who were at two days old and a little bit older.  Two thirds were boys.  There were a hundred corpses in the pit and they were there since the reign of Herod.  But Matthew says that the babies were as old as two and all boys.  And why would Herod hide what he did for he couldn’t?  Luke has the baby Jesus paraded openly among the people in Jerusalem contradicting Matthew about the alleged danger Jesus was in.

 

Josephus loved to chronicle the life and crimes of Herod and never mentioned the alleged massacre of the babies.

 

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ABSURDITIES IN THE CHILDHOOD TALES

 

 

Matthew and Luke alone record the birth and childhood of Jesus but Luke who wrote later knew nothing of Matthew’s version.

 

The annunciation is the story of an angel announcing the birth of Jesus to his mother.

 

Matthew’s silence on the annunciation, a tale that appears only in Luke, proves that it never happened.  Luke chose to say an angel announced the strange conception to Mary before it happened.  Matthew doesn’t mention it and has Joseph her husband hearing about it in a dream long after he saw his wife to be was pregnant. 

 

Who says the dream was real?  Mary was found pregnant meaning her condition was showing so it was only then Joseph believed her to be pregnant.  She hadn’t told him before for he had no reason to question her claim to be pregnant even if the story of how the baby got there was the last thing he expected to hear.  There probably is a contradiction between Luke and Matthew.  Christians never worry about probable contradictions at all.  They just arrogantly assume there is no error in the Bible.

 

Haley rejected the opinion of Strauss that when Mary was told in Luke just before the conception of Jesus that she would have Jesus and in Matthew only Joseph was told about it when Mary began to show there is a contradiction (page 406).  If Mary conceived miraculously as Haley believes, she would have told Joseph even if he would not believe for God would convince him and take care of the future and because he had a right to know and would know eventually. 

 

Matthew says that the holy family lived in Bethlehem and Luke says they lived in Nazareth.  There need be no contradiction here for they might have gone to Nazareth some time after they left Bethlehem.  Luke says they had no home in Bethlehem and only visited there making it a wee bit more likely that there is a contradiction.  When Matthew and Luke contradict one another on such a serious matter as the danger from Herod it is likely that their traditions are not complementary.  The fact that nobody else bothered with trying to satisfy people’s curiosity about the childhood implies nobody cared about it and that the traditions were made up.  If Mark was derived from Peter’s teaching as Christianity maintains and John wrote John and both Peter and John were closest to Jesus we would expect an account of the childhood in them.  Even forgers would know that they could not masquerade as Mark and John unless they created stories of the childhood. 

 

Was there a Nazareth in the first century?  If there was then where did Jesus get work as a carpenter there?  Jesus’ line of work suggests that the town was a big one when he was alive which we are certain is not true. 

 

Nazareth was never mentioned by Paul or by the Talmud.  The Talmud mentioned about sixty-three towns in the reign of Galilee and it was not one of them.  It treated Nazareth like it never existed.  And when the Talmud complains about Jesus and seeks to run him down at every opportunity  this omission of Nazareth is extraordinary for the Jews had always felt that nothing good could come from this town according the gospels.  Josephus never mentioned Nazareth either.  And he mentioned forty-five villages and cities of Galilee and even mentioned Japha which was only a short distance from where Nazareth is today.  The first time Nazareth was mentioned was in a poem by the Jews in the 600s AD.  The Case For Christ says all this and then claims that an Aramaic list made after 70 AD shows that some priest families were sent to Nazareth.  Pity it does not ask why first century tombs were found outside the town which accords with Jewish Law and why there are no older tombs. 

 

Jesus was called the Nazarene.  Nazarene meant one who was consecrated to God in a special way and could not cut their hair.  Nazareth seems to have appeared after Christ.  There was confusion in the Bible between Nazareth and Nazarene.  Both words mean branch.  If Nazareth did not exist and the priests were sent to a branch for people called the Nazarenes then confusion would result.  When the town of Nazareth appeared the gospellers got confused and thought their Jesus the Nazarene hailed from Nazareth and that was what Nazarene meant.

 

If the gospellers made the mistake of saying Jesus’s home was a town that never existed when he was supposedly alive that would mean they were making things up about him.  And they did make that mistake.

 

Matthew says that a star led the magi or astrologers to the house where the baby Jesus was in Bethlehem.  He says the magi said this. 

 

One star.

 

Now in astrology, it would be the position of the star that counts.  But there is no such thing as a system that can tell people where a person will be born and who that person is and exactly when he will be born and if that person is the most important person in the world.  So, the law of correspondence, the magical law that like is connected with like, dictates that a huge star would have to indicate such a person.  A small star would mean an important person is being born but a huge one would imply that a more important person is being born because it is bigger.

 

God condemned astrology and would not make a big star appear in the right place on the magi’s charts.  Matthew would have wanted us to realise that.  So what made them think it was a portent of a unique and divine birth?  It had to have been the sudden appearance and the size.

 

Though it guided them to Palestine it was so big that they thought it had indicate that Jesus was born in Jerusalem.  If it filled the sky to a large extent that would have been an easy mistake to make. 

 

Matthew said that the star stopped moving over where Jesus was.  A small star could not have provided such guidance.  It must have been very big.

 

Ignatius of Antioch thought the star was bigger and brighter than the sun and the stars put together. 

 

It is odd that the magi brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.  Their horoscope must have told them that they would find a king.

 

Kepler found that a conjunction of Saturn and Jupiter happened in 7BC.  Professor Konradin Ferrari d’Occhieppo who was once with the Austrian State Observatory found that Jupiter stood still in the sky in July of 7 BC and the two stars were in conjunction in November and found that Jupiter the star of Marduk or Kakkabu was the most sacred star in the Babylonian system of astrology both of which facts would demonstrate that a saviour was about to be born.  A clay tablet found in 1925 near the Euphrates stated that the two planets would come together in the winter of 7BC and herald the coming of a new saviour.  First of all, it was pagans who were saying these things and that could have triggered off legends about a Messiah among the Jews.  The Jews were more likely to be impressed by a low and unusually bright star than by astrological claptrap.  The ancient world was full of such prophecies.  None of this explains why the magi spoke in terms of following a star and it resting over a house.  The prediction and the birth of Jesus are unrelated for two planets connecting would not fit what the Bible understands by the star which seems to be a huge disk in the sky.   Christians however still used the fact that the pagans were expecting a saviour at that time and rejected their reason for believing.  I mean because the pagans wanted a saviour then, they said he was born then, but they rejected the pagan’s reason for saying it was that time.

 

Science and history bear witness against the star of Bethlehem.  It was an early Christian legend inspired by a stupid interpretation of a verse from the Law.  The gospels give no evidence against the view that the star was not real but only a vision or a real temporary star that only the Magi could see.  Even if there was a star it wouldn’t prove that Matthew was truthful but that like others he plotted his god’s birth at the time the star appeared to impress people.

 

Luke’s tale of the finding of the child Jesus in the Temple is untrue.  It has Mary and Joseph looking for Jesus among their friends and relatives in their party after they left Jerusalem.  They would have left him in somebody’s charge and when that person did not have him they would have not spent a day looking for him.  They would have immediately went back to Jerusalem and told somebody else to do the searching in the party.  Caring parents would search the most dangerous place first and waste no time at it.  Mary and Joseph did not understand when Jesus asked them if they did not know that he had to be in his Father’s Temple.  Just how dumb does Luke think they were? 

 

Then we are told that Jesus obeyed them perfectly after that.  That doesn’t seem likely after what Luke just reported about him.

 

John says that the Baptist said that one is coming after him who ranks before him because he existed before he did.  This person is Jesus.  The words were said to the Jews.  They would have taken John to be saying that Jesus was older than he was.  Therefore that is what he meant.  The contrast between coming after and coming before indicates that John did mean that.  Yet the Church says he meant not that Jesus was older but that Jesus was God and as God was before John and older in the sense that God is older for God existed always.  But the Gospel never says that Jesus was God.  And we know from the first three gospels that John had serious doubts about Jesus.  The plain sense of John’s words is that he meant that Jesus had greater power and rank than him because he was older and more experienced and that the two were the holiest men on earth when Jesus could outdo him just by being older.  Suppose the Bible does not give a clue here as to what it means.  The Christians put an interpretation on it that fits their own presuppositions.  But all it can be is an interpretation and there is no evidence for it and yet this interpretation is the real word of God to them.  They make their fantasies into the word of God.  They do this a lot, an awful lot.

 

The trouble is that Luke contradicts himself by saying Jesus was born after John!!

 

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Conclusion

 

The Christmas story is sheer humbug. 

 

BOOKS CONSULTED 

 

ALLEGED DISCREPANCIES OF THE BIBLE, John W Haley, Whitaker House, Pennsylvania, undated 

BIBLICAL EXEGESIS AND CHURCH DOCTRINE, Raymond E Brown, Paulist Press, New York, 1985 

CHRIST AND PROTEST, Harry Tennant, Christadelphian Publishing Office, Birmingham, undated 

CHRISTIANITY FOR THE TOUGH-MINDED, Editor John Warwick Montgomery, Bethany Fellowship, Minnesota, 1973 

IN DEFENCE OF THE FAITH, Dave Hunt, Harvest House, Eugene, Oregon, 1996 

JESUS AND THE FOUR GOSPELS, John Drane, Lion Books, Herts, 1984

JESUS HYPOTHESES, V Messori, St Paul Publications, Slough, 1977 

NEW AGE BIBLE VERSIONS, GA Riplinger, Bible & Literature Foundation, Tennessee, 1993 

THE BIBLE UNEARTHED, Israel Finkelstein and Neil Asher Silberman, Touchstone Books, New York, 2002

THE CASE FOR CHRIST, Lee Strobel, HarperCollins and Zondervan, Michigan, 1998 

THE HOLY BIBLE NEW AMERICAN VERSION, Confraternity of Christian Doctrine, Washington DC, 1970

THE JESUS EVENT, Martin R Tripole SJ, Alba House, New York, 1980

THEOLOGICAL DICTIONARY OF THE NEW TESTAMENT. Kittel Gerhard and Friedrich Gerhard, Eerdman’s Publishing Co, Grand Rapids, MI, 1976 

THE PASSOVER PLOT, Hugh Schonfield, Element Books, Dorset, 1996 

THE UNAUTHORISED VERSION. Robin Lane Fox, Penguin, Middlesex, 1992 

THE VIRGINAL CONCEPTION AND BODILY RESURRECTION OF JESUS, Raymond E Brown, Paulist Press, New York, 1973

 

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